Drink Menu
CRAFTY CONCOCTIONS
A.K.A. Spycialty Cocktails
Agent Chi
The ultimate social lubricant concocted with Maker's Mark Bourbon, Amaretto DiSaronno, fresh lemon, and pomegranate juice. Yes, this contains a syringe of truth serum.
Spy's Demise
A covert, tropical mission containing Bacardi Silver Rum, pineapple juice, fresh lemon, and a Myers's Rum float. Just remember to keep the sand out of your peach.
Get Smart
A few of these and you'll be answering your shoe phone. Casamigos Blanco Tequila, passion fruit purée, fresh lime, pineapple juice, and a Campari float.
Sterling Archer
Fit for only the agents who are strong, bold, and know how to keep a secret. Knob Creek Bourbon, Angostura Bitters, and Amaro.
Evelyn Salt
Evelyn gets a little salty when accused of being a spy for the wrong side. Duty, honor, and country shall prevail. Espolón Blanco Tequila, triple sec, fresh lime, and pomegranate juice.
Bearer Bond
Spice up your undercover operation with Cazadores Blanco Tequila, Ancho Reyes Liqueur, mango purée, jalapeño, and fresh lime.
Man with a Copper Mug
Copper is the perfect conduit for a listening device. Always beware of double agents who may be listening to you. Tito's Vodka, fresh lime, Angostura Bitters, and ginger beer.
Spybowski
Only in the Windy City can you drink like "The Dude" without bowling. Bacardi Silver Rum, Kahlúa, Rumchata, Sambuca, and cream.
SPYTINIS
A.K.A. Martinis
Great Spytini
A classic preferred by James Bond himself: Ketel One Vodka or Bombay "Sapphire" Gin martini straight-up. Sorry, 007, this one is stirred, not shaken.
Vesper Lynd
Casino Royale would not be without the Vesper. Our secret recipe is made with Bombay Sapphire Gin, St. Germain Elderflower, and Lillet Blonde. Shaken, not stirred.
Mademoiselle Rosie
Named after two classy Bond women. Grey Goose Vodka, triple sec, fresh lime, and cranberry juice. The perfect pink drink for any undercover operation.
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
A.K.A. Shared Cocktails
Eye in the Sky
Careful what you say, watch what you do. A slip of the tongue may leave you feeling blue. Sip on this cocktail with your favorite fellow spy. Gin, rum, blue curaçao, pineapple juice, and fresh lime. (Serves 2)
Friendly Agent
Don't be fooled by a friendly agent's disguise. This Mai Tai is only for the bravest of spies with a daring mix of rum, brandy, orgeat, fresh lime, and passion fruit purée. (Serves 4)
Bang & Burn
Sure to sabotage your equilibrium, this spytastic creation is made with sparkling wine, vodka, Grand Marnier, orange juice, and strawberry purée. Only share this cocktail with trusted spies. (Serves 4)
Recon Rendezvous
Meet up with your closest spy friends and share this tropical punch containing Malibu Coconut Rum, Bacardi Silver Rum, orgeat, pineapple juice, and fresh lime. (Serves 4)
Honey Trap
This irresistible mixture of vodka, red wine, triple sec, fresh lemon, orange juice, and grapefruit juice is sure to act as bait for future actions. (Serves 4)
TRENCH COAT
A.K.A. Draft Beer
Light American Pilsner, Miller Lite
Milwaukee, WI
Blue Moon Belgian White
Belgian-Style Witbier. Golden, CO
Dovetail Hefeweizen
Wheat Beer. Chicago, IL
Metropolitan Krankshaft
Kölsch-Style Lager. Chicago, IL
Lagunitas Little Sumpin'
India Pale Ale. Chicago, IL
Revolution Hazy Hero
Hazy IPA. Chicago, IL
Half Acre Daisy Cutter
Pale Ale. Chicago, IL
Revolution Freedom of Speach
Peach Sour Ale. Chicago, IL
TRENCH COAT
A.K.A. Canned & Bottled Beer
Coors Light
Light American Lager. Golden, CO
Modelo Especial
Pilsner. Mexico
Leinenkugel Summer Shandy
Fruited Wheat Beer. Chippewa Falls, WI
Samuel Adams Boston Lager
American Lager. Boston, MA
Off Color Apex Predator
Farmhouse Ale (Saison). Chicago, IL
Three Floyds Zombie Dust
American Pale Ale. Munster, IN.
Two Brothers Wobble
India Pale Ale. Chicago, IL
Guinness
Stout. Ireland
Right Bee Semi-Dry
Hard Apple Cider. Chicago, IL
White Claw Black Cherry
Hard Seltzer. Glendale, AZ
Krombacher Weizen
Non-Alcoholic Wheat Beer. Germany
TUXEDO
A.K.A. Wine
Sparkling
Careful what you say, watch what you do. A slip of the tongue may leave you feeling blue. Sip on this cocktail with your Prosecco, Ruffino
White
Pinot Grigio, Lunardi Sauvignon Blanc, Kim Crawford Chardonnay, Federalist Chardonnay, Prisoner "The Snitch"
Pink
Rosé, Charles Bieler "Sabine"
Red
Pinot Noir, Meiomi Merlot, Chateau Ste. Michelle "Indian Wells" Cabernet Sauvignon, Drumheller Cabernet Sauvignon, Unshackled by Prisoner
Main Menu
Q-BRANCH
A.K.A. Appetizers
Fried C4 Cheese Curds
Mini explosives cleverly disguised as Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds. Award-winning, hand-breaded, and served with top-secret dipping sauce.
Golden Gun Cornbread
Baked in-house, served warm, and right on target. Enough for sharing with Scaramanga, Nick Nack, and Goodnight.
Stasi Twists
East German soft pretzel bites served with honey mustard and cheddar dipping sauces. Perfect for casual conversation or interrogations.
Thunderballs
These meatballs are the bomb! Dry-aged prime beef, garlic toast, and marinara sauce.
Fouche's Fries
Fries disguised under the cover of C4 Cheese Curds, pork belly béchamel, and a fried egg "top hat." A.K.A. Poutine.
Dr. No's Fritters
With ingredients sourced from the waters off the evil mastermind's Crab Key Island, these Jamaican-style bites will annihilate any appetite. Served with dragon sauce and key lime remoulade. Even Dr. No can't say no.
Bird Watcher
Chile mojito-marinated chicken tenders sautéed with a spicy Indies twist. Served with an orange-mango marmalade. So delicious, they're to Die Another Day for!
Tiger Tanaka's Tuna Tataki
The secret is out - this recipe is highly sought after and much lauded by the Japanese Secret Service. Sesame-seared ahi tuna, ponzu drizzle, creamy ginger mayo, and cucumber wakame salad.
Camp Stanley Nachos
Our Texas-trained culinary agents load this ammunition tray with fresh tortilla chips, a trio of cheeses, pico de Gallo, avocado crema, pickled jalapeños, and cilantro. Choose a cover of smoked chicken or carne asada.
Add Ons:
Use code "NOMEAT" for vegetarian - black beans & smoked chiles
THE FARM
A.K.A. Salads
"007" Layer Salad
Ian Fleming's take on a classic. Chopped lettuce, bacon, cheddar cheese, sweet pea hummus, stilton, and English cucumber, of course. Tossed in Bond's creamy herb dressing.
Diamonds Are Forever
Gem lettuce, tomato pearls, ruby red beets, emerald island blue cheese cat's eye crisps, and Jaden rice vinegar dressing. A favorite of Tiffany Case.
A Big Green C
Caesar salad that is, and the notable signature of, Sir Mansfield Cummings, first chief of MI6. All yours with grilled chicken or flaked hot-smoked salmon.
Wai Lin's Ahi Tuna Salad
Seared, sesame-crusted tuna with Napa cabbage mix, snow peas, onion, and toasted ramen noodles. Dressing is an "ancient Chinese secret."
SPY RINGS
A.K.A. Bowls
Bay of Pigs
Steamed pork dumplings, pork belly, tonkatsu broth, ramen noodles, radish, sweet corn, and serrano chiles. A decidedly dangerous and unorganized invasion of flavors... Even JFK would agree!
The Big Kahuna
Hawaiian-style ahi tuna poke, garlic fried rice, ripe avocado, pickled vegetables, and wasabi mayo. The rest of this recipe is stashed in a high-security, off-shore vault...
Add Ons:
Use code "PURPLE" for extra spicy
Chicken Tikka Mata Hari
Authentic Indian-style curry with tender chicken, jasmine rice, coconut milk, Chinese broccoli, and cashews. Accented with a sultry and deceptive Dutch flair. Who knew a courtesan could be such a good cook?
Add Ons:
Use code "PURPLE" to add spice
SEALS & FLAPS
A.K.A. Sandwiches
Agent Igor Gouzenko
Montreal-smoked brisket sliced-to-order and piled high on rye, like the stack of documents Gouzenko removed from the Russian embassy! Yellow mustard and Russian dressing, of course.
SR-71 Blackbird
Fly high in the stratosphere of flavor! Blackened chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, chipotle mayo, and dill pickles on a potato bun.
Tradecraft Tacos
Our highly reliable method: Griddled corn tortillas, flash-fried mahi mahi, citrus-cilantro slaw, ripe avocado, and chipotle mayo.
"Snap-o-Razzo" Spy Dog
Choose from a variety of disguises below, otherwise specify Naked Gun.
Add Ons:
Windy City: Onion, green relish, yellow mustard, sport peppers, sliced tomato, and celery salt.
Checkpoint Charlie: German-style with caraway kraut, honey mustard, and tobacco onions.
Coney Island: Spicy meat sauce, cheddar cheese, onion, pickles, and yellow mustard.
BLACK OPS
A.K.A. Burgers
Mission Impossible
Your mission, should you accept it, is to decode this burger. Bacon, cheddar & pepper hack cheeses, tobacco onions, chipotle mayo, and "self-destruct" jalapeño relish on a brioche bun. We will never confirm nor deny an agent accepting this mission.
Double Agent
This conduit of disinformation occurs on rye bread with sweet & sour onions, and American & Swiss cheese accents. Experienced "handlers" can make this a triple agent with an additional Swiss bank account deposit.
Smersh Burger
Preferred by the notorious Rosa Klebb. This burger keeps her counter espionage agents, like Grant, fit and trim. Plant-based patty, lettuce, tomato, pickled onion, portobello mushroom, crushed avocado, and herb tzatziki on a potato bun.
MOAB
The Mother-of-All-Burgers constructed with American cheese, bacon, and a fried egg. Primed in a secret sauce and encased in brioche.
Add Ons:
Use code "86 CHICKENFEED" to remove egg
OOMG Burger Challenge
You must go rouge for this mission. 15-patty cheeseburger, 2 lbs of C4 Cheese Curds, and 51 ounces of beer. Complete this mission in an hour or less and receive the meal for free, plus spytastic prizes!
COUNTER INTELLIGENCE
A.K.A. Entrées
A License to Kill Mac & Cheese
Lupe Lamora's fiery South American version with cavatappi, cheddar cheese, smoked chicken, peppered bacon, broccolini, chipotle peppers, and green garlic crumb. Explosive!
Add Ons:
Use code "NOMEAT" for vegetarian
Blowback BBQ Ribs
Tender and delicious with no unintended consequences here! Served with Barbara Broccoli's Slaw and fries.
The Kingsman
48-hour braised short rib, Yorkshire pudding, horseradish mashed potatoes, and Kentucky bourbon demi-glace. A royal English tradition...
Furtive Fish Fry
Beer-battered haddock served with new potatoes, Barbara Broccoli's Slaw, malt vinegar, and top-secret tartar sauce. Confidential: This mission is served every day.
COMMS
A.K.A. Sides
Albert Broccoli's Broccoli
Roasted and topped with sea salt & creamery butter.
Barbara Broccoli's Slaw
Crunch slaw made with broccolini, fresh vegetables, and cashews.
Russian Finger Potatoes
Tossed in fresh herbs and butter. Otherwise, unharmed...
The SafeHouse
This mission includes garden greens, fresh herbs, kombucha-pickled vegetables, and ripe avocado. Tossed in goddess dressing,
Thumb Thumbs
Tater tots fried to a golden crisp. Disguise with cheese, if you dare.
*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially with certain medical conditions. If you have food allergies or dietary restrictions, please inform your service agent when ordering
Kids Menu
Main
Jr. Spy Burger
Our house favorite cheeseburger with french fries.
Undercover Mac + Cheese
Creamy white cheddar mac and cheese
Golden Gun Grilled Cheese
Classic grilled cheese made with American cheese on buttery toasted white bread with french fries
Goldfingers
Southern fried chicken tenders served with ranch or BBQ sauce and french fries
Dessert Menu
NUGGETS
A.K.A. Desserts
The Italian Job
Moist vanilla cake filled with mascarpone mousse with a hint of lemon. Topped with a buttery streusel for disguise purposes.
Fat Bastard
A colossal combination of brownie bites, chocolate cake, and vanilla ice cream. Topped with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and a sparkler. Diffuse before eating.
Top Banana Longboat
Banana Split with vanilla ice cream, cashews, cherries, chocolate ganache, and whipped cream. A classic choice for any operative.
Blue-on-Blue
Blueberry cobbler cheesecake, chocolate ganache, whipped cream, and fresh blueberries. We can confirm this mission is delicious.
SAFEHOUSE CHICAGO MENUS
From Instagram-worthy cocktails to larger-than-life burgers and explosive desserts, hiding the evidence of your mission will be anything but impossible.
Main Menu
Q-BRANCH
A.K.A. Appetizers
Fried C4 Cheese Curds
Mini explosives cleverly disguised as Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds. Award-winning, hand-breaded, and served with top-secret dipping sauce.
Golden Gun Cornbread
Baked in-house, served warm, and right on target. Enough for sharing with Scaramanga, Nick Nack, and Goodnight.
Stasi Twists
East German soft pretzel bites served with honey mustard and cheddar dipping sauces. Perfect for casual conversation or interrogations.
Thunderballs
These meatballs are the bomb! Dry-aged prime beef, garlic toast, and marinara sauce.
Fouche's Fries
Fries disguised under the cover of C4 Cheese Curds, pork belly béchamel, and a fried egg "top hat." A.K.A. Poutine.
Dr. No's Fritters
With ingredients sourced from the waters off the evil mastermind's Crab Key Island, these Jamaican-style bites will annihilate any appetite. Served with dragon sauce and key lime remoulade. Even Dr. No can't say no.
Bird Watcher
Chile mojito-marinated chicken tenders sautéed with a spicy Indies twist. Served with an orange-mango marmalade. So delicious, they're to Die Another Day for!
Tiger Tanaka's Tuna Tataki
The secret is out - this recipe is highly sought after and much lauded by the Japanese Secret Service. Sesame-seared ahi tuna, ponzu drizzle, creamy ginger mayo, and cucumber wakame salad.
Camp Stanley Nachos
Our Texas-trained culinary agents load this ammunition tray with fresh tortilla chips, a trio of cheeses, pico de Gallo, avocado crema, pickled jalapeños, and cilantro. Choose a cover of smoked chicken or carne asada.
Add Ons:
Use code "NOMEAT" for vegetarian - black beans & smoked chiles
THE FARM
A.K.A. Salads
"007" Layer Salad
Ian Fleming's take on a classic. Chopped lettuce, bacon, cheddar cheese, sweet pea hummus, stilton, and English cucumber, of course. Tossed in Bond's creamy herb dressing.
Diamonds Are Forever
Gem lettuce, tomato pearls, ruby red beets, emerald island blue cheese cat's eye crisps, and Jaden rice vinegar dressing. A favorite of Tiffany Case.
A Big Green C
Caesar salad that is, and the notable signature of, Sir Mansfield Cummings, first chief of MI6. All yours with grilled chicken or flaked hot-smoked salmon.
Wai Lin's Ahi Tuna Salad
Seared, sesame-crusted tuna with Napa cabbage mix, snow peas, onion, and toasted ramen noodles. Dressing is an "ancient Chinese secret."
SPY RINGS
A.K.A. Bowls
Bay of Pigs
Steamed pork dumplings, pork belly, tonkatsu broth, ramen noodles, radish, sweet corn, and serrano chiles. A decidedly dangerous and unorganized invasion of flavors... Even JFK would agree!
The Big Kahuna
Hawaiian-style ahi tuna poke, garlic fried rice, ripe avocado, pickled vegetables, and wasabi mayo. The rest of this recipe is stashed in a high-security, off-shore vault...
Add Ons:
Use code "PURPLE" for extra spicy
Chicken Tikka Mata Hari
Authentic Indian-style curry with tender chicken, jasmine rice, coconut milk, Chinese broccoli, and cashews. Accented with a sultry and deceptive Dutch flair. Who knew a courtesan could be such a good cook?
Add Ons:
Use code "PURPLE" to add spice
SEALS & FLAPS
A.K.A. Sandwiches
Agent Igor Gouzenko
Montreal-smoked brisket sliced-to-order and piled high on rye, like the stack of documents Gouzenko removed from the Russian embassy! Yellow mustard and Russian dressing, of course.
SR-71 Blackbird
Fly high in the stratosphere of flavor! Blackened chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, chipotle mayo, and dill pickles on a potato bun.
Tradecraft Tacos
Our highly reliable method: Griddled corn tortillas, flash-fried mahi mahi, citrus-cilantro slaw, ripe avocado, and chipotle mayo.
"Snap-o-Razzo" Spy Dog
Choose from a variety of disguises below, otherwise specify Naked Gun.
Add Ons:
Windy City: Onion, green relish, yellow mustard, sport peppers, sliced tomato, and celery salt.
Checkpoint Charlie: German-style with caraway kraut, honey mustard, and tobacco onions.
Coney Island: Spicy meat sauce, cheddar cheese, onion, pickles, and yellow mustard.
BLACK OPS
A.K.A. Burgers
Mission Impossible
Your mission, should you accept it, is to decode this burger. Bacon, cheddar & pepper hack cheeses, tobacco onions, chipotle mayo, and "self-destruct" jalapeño relish on a brioche bun. We will never confirm nor deny an agent accepting this mission.
Double Agent
This conduit of disinformation occurs on rye bread with sweet & sour onions, and American & Swiss cheese accents. Experienced "handlers" can make this a triple agent with an additional Swiss bank account deposit.
Smersh Burger
Preferred by the notorious Rosa Klebb. This burger keeps her counter espionage agents, like Grant, fit and trim. Plant-based patty, lettuce, tomato, pickled onion, portobello mushroom, crushed avocado, and herb tzatziki on a potato bun.
MOAB
The Mother-of-All-Burgers constructed with American cheese, bacon, and a fried egg. Primed in a secret sauce and encased in brioche.
Add Ons:
Use code "86 CHICKENFEED" to remove egg
OOMG Burger Challenge
You must go rouge for this mission. 15-patty cheeseburger, 2 lbs of C4 Cheese Curds, and 51 ounces of beer. Complete this mission in an hour or less and receive the meal for free, plus spytastic prizes!
COUNTER INTELLIGENCE
A.K.A. Entrées
A License to Kill Mac & Cheese
Lupe Lamora's fiery South American version with cavatappi, cheddar cheese, smoked chicken, peppered bacon, broccolini, chipotle peppers, and green garlic crumb. Explosive!
Add Ons:
Use code "NOMEAT" for vegetarian
Blowback BBQ Ribs
Tender and delicious with no unintended consequences here! Served with Barbara Broccoli's Slaw and fries.
The Kingsman
48-hour braised short rib, Yorkshire pudding, horseradish mashed potatoes, and Kentucky bourbon demi-glace. A royal English tradition...
Furtive Fish Fry
Beer-battered haddock served with new potatoes, Barbara Broccoli's Slaw, malt vinegar, and top-secret tartar sauce. Confidential: This mission is served every day.
COMMS
A.K.A. Sides
Albert Broccoli's Broccoli
Roasted and topped with sea salt & creamery butter.
Barbara Broccoli's Slaw
Crunch slaw made with broccolini, fresh vegetables, and cashews.
Russian Finger Potatoes
Tossed in fresh herbs and butter. Otherwise, unharmed...
The SafeHouse
This mission includes garden greens, fresh herbs, kombucha-pickled vegetables, and ripe avocado. Tossed in goddess dressing,
Thumb Thumbs
Tater tots fried to a golden crisp. Disguise with cheese, if you dare.
*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially with certain medical conditions. If you have food allergies or dietary restrictions, please inform your service agent when ordering